Friday, December 2, 2011

An unlisted goal dominates September to November...

First of all, I must assure you all that the reason for a distinct lack of posts is NOT because of laziness.  Quite the opposite in fact.  Upon reflection of term three, exhaustion was the theme.  The last blog post spoke of a woman that was simply tired.  There was so much to take in; a term of exam preparation, smashing through course work, designing new units as well as a big term personally with the loss of Eric.  Battle of the Bands was a fine way to send off the term - something light in a sea of heavy.

But with the holidays, came a new challenge.  I had edited and reviewed some textbooks earlier in the year for both a colleague at work as well as a health text to examine the potential to use it in Business Management/Studies.

Getting an email from Blake Publishing, there was a new and exciting world opening up.  Would I be interested in writing a new teacher text for Business Concepts?  Hell yes I would.

I have always loved developing new units for my classes and seeing something start with just and idea and developing through reading, research and time so I thought, "Why not?!"  This would soon be a thought I would come to detest, regret but ultimately, be proud of as I saw the completion in early-mid November.

So with school holidays started, I headed away to a place that would hopefully start the writing process and prove fruitful - Glenmaggie.

For those that don't know, my family has a holiday house down in Gippsland over Lake Glenmaggie.  Whilst I don't visit it as often as I would like, it is truly beautiful.  It is a place that is serene (how's that serenity...) and holds many wonderful memories.  It was purchased in 1999 when I was in year 8 as a run down house a home handyman had had his way with.  Since then, it has been extended, walls moved, decking redone and painted in the traditional "Haynes cream and burgundy" colour scheme (all our houses, factories and holidays houses have received the same treatment at one time or another!).  In the mornings, there are cockatoos and King parrots waiting to be fed on the back deck, a resident echidna that can be seen sometimes when not hiding in the burrow under the gazebo and bushlands you can walk through up behind the old church on the hill.

There is also the water of course.  Freezing cold during the first skiing weekend (traditionally Melbourne Cup weekend), it becomes a refuge for the scorching Victorian summers and many a fun time has been had in the boat, being towed on biscuits, being idiots on the pool ponies with matching inflatable shields and swords or simply floating on the doughnuts with a drink in hand under the tree in the shady, shallow end of the lake at the end of the street.

As well as this, it has also been a venue of some of the best times with friends.  From the infamous "Pride and Prejudice" study weekend with J. Coleman, J. Dapiran and M. Wright as we finished year 12 (a weekend of drinks and Austen - what a combination!) to the more recent Girl's Weekends with work mates - times of upskilling with makeup courses by S. Peaple, poached egg lessons from S. Haughey, pilates and workouts from K. Williams, wine appreciation by E. Foulds, cross stitching from K. Wilson, psychological advice from C. Eldridge, pedicures from V. Dennis and guitar lessons from myself all being brought to the table.

Here are some photo highlights of Glenmaggie for all to enjoy.

The venue itself: the Haynes house at Glenmaggie aka "Griswold Manor"

The venue from the back deck.  The view of the lake and the wildlife are spectacular.

Australia Day weekend, 2009:

J. Coleman and I discussing the merits of cooking spray to get into wakeboard bindings.  The wetsuits, whilst hideous in colour, have almost become a family heirloom as we have had them as long as I can remember!!!

Getting ready for a day on the lake - sunny weather ahoy!

J. Coleman and I indulging in a favourite hobby - relaxing with some drinks in the shallows.  You can't see it, but an inflatable boat full of ice and drinks is roped to us.  Glorious!

The most recent girl's weekend - going for a stroll through the bushland.


Intense Scrabble game between S. Peaple, J. Rankine and S. Porrino over the last Glenmaggie girl's weekend.

But this Glenmaggie trip was one of work.  With plans to start the book and get a solid week's writing in, I headed down to the lake.  Stopping by S. Haughey's skating competition before we headed off, I was joined by the lovely V. Dennis on my expedition.  Happy to take on the role of "tea bitch/slave" as I called it, the next week was one of many ups and downs.

Unfortunately, doubt plagued me as I started to write.  Going off a brief is tough work in itself (as the name suggests, it is BRIEF!!!), but the doubt I was doing the right thing, doing what the publishers wanted etc. was horrible.  As V. Dennis and S. Haughey (always in close contact through improved mobile reception) can attest, writing came slowly and painfully.  The hardest part is trying to develop resources that can be accesed by every student and helps teach an entire concept in one page. 

This book, if I haven't explained it before, is not designed as a textbook.  It is instead and additional resource for teachers that contains basically hundreds of worksheets and activities to teach the concepts textbooks talk about.  This is done with the assistance of short video clips and interactive content.

So by day two, I was a mess.  I would like to blame the remnants of term three still at this point.  Having sent of half a dozen pages for feedback to make sure I was heading in the right direction, I almost wanted to email back and simply say, "I don't want to do this anymore.  Sorry."  However, the lovely V. Dennis extended her "tea bitch" duties and treated me to a massage at the local beauty spa - massively appreciated.  It was just after this, my phone dinged with the following email...

If that is not good feedback, I don't know what is!!!

So with motivation that I wasn't all together a shithouse author, the pace picked up and the writing solidly continued for the next six days.  A BIG thank you at this point must go out to V. Dennis for well and truly fulfilling her "tea bitch" duties.  The tea flow was constant, the conversation divine, the DJing from the iPod speakers kept me moving and the food (including copious amounts of chocolate) was almost as constant as the tea!

Returning home, I was straight off to QLD for a week of true frivolity with S. Haughey and S. Porrino.  The drive from Brisbane to Airlie Beach was spectacular and I am truly grateful for choosing Camberwell and getting to meet these two women in 2008.  What a spectacular draft!  The writing was minimal here, but some still occurred.

However, with a deadline looming, I wrote constantly upon my return.  At work, after school, during class, during lunch, on weekends, well after midnight.  There were times I fell asleep with pages still open on my laptop, times I woke at 3am and wrote because my brain wouldn't turn off.  I even resorted to a personal day (five a year for teachers to use when required) to WORK - kind of sick really.

This is NOT what a personal day should look like...  Surrounded by textbooks and the like.

'However, on 12th November, the book in its first draft form was finally completed.  130 pages of content and 30,715 words were emailed off to Blake Publishing.

From now, a small amount of editing and tidying is required then it is a MASSIVE part of my year completed.  Unfortunately, this has meant the goal "work smarter, not harder" was officially BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER!!!  A goal for next year perhaps (although I doubt it!).

So by term 2 next year, a business studies text will be available that will have my name on it (along with one other author).  A massive achievement and one I am extremely proud of.  However, it is one I could not have done alone.  I must thank everyone who supported me through this.  Everyone who asked how it was going, picked up my slack at work, understood when I replied to a text with "I can't, I need to write pages." or the likes.  Most notably, the work of S. Haughey and her notorious "Pages?" texts that bombarded me and made sure I was keeping to the quotas I set myself each day and week.  Whilst at times, the message tone on my phone caused a sinking feeling because I knew what it would say, the support all the important people in my life gave me during this writing process was so important - I couldn't have done it without you. 

This gratitude also goes to my family who lovingly asked how it was going, asked about the book, made tea for me, moved tables into the shade for me so I could write outside instead for a change of scenery or simply left me to work with headphones in.

Whilst not always a pleasant experience (yes, there was plenty of shitty cracks and tears), it is one I will do again if the opportunity arises.  I am proud of myself for this one and whilst not an official goal (I mean, I had no idea this would be happening at the start of the year), it is definitely a massive step in my career and future aspirations.

Hopefully there are people that find my text useful and help them to teach students better. If that is the mark I leave of teaching by doing this, I will be happy.  :)

Monday, October 17, 2011

My Big Fat Greek Dinner Club...

It was a dark and stormy night in the outer East of Melbourne when a collection of brave souls stepped out on the last Friday of September to Niko's Tavern in Ringwood.  Indeed, on the night before Grand Final Day (a time honoured tradition at T. Hillyer's house), I was surprised at the broad turnout as dinner club moved back west to Europe and to the home of the Acropolis, the founding fathers of philosophy/democracy and who could forget possibly the greatest contribution to man (but usually only pre-taxi trip home at approximately 3am on a Saturday night/Sunday morning).....  the common Gyros or KEBAB.

Another stereotype Greece often conjurs (and one that one waiter at Niko's did not help prove wrong)...

As they say in "The Wog Boy"... "Curls get the girls!"

It was with that knowledge, the mayor was excited to return to the land of crumbling infrastructure via food after a wonderful time there with fellow dinner clubber J. Coleman in the summer of 2008/2009.

With new recruits C. Smith aka Smithy (or Smiddee as I pronounce it) and special import C. Mutter courtesy of B. Goodall, it was a dinner club of friends, friends of friends, work friends, new friends and old (very old in some cases) friends.

The return of O. Luczak, in her first appearance since April's Afghan dinner club, was a welcome surprise.  Although... her occupation (dietician) may have meant Greek food was not the best food to be witnessed being shovelled into the mouths of hungry participants!!!  I felt the burning eyes of O. Luczak watching with a mixture of disappointment and potential horror as I tucked into the 6th piece of wonderfully cooked saganaki (super salty, rubbery cheese).

Another notable return (her first dinner club since the inaugural event at Mexicali Rose all those months ago) was A. Hanczakowski aka Mike Wasowski in town for the national roller skating championships....Zzzzzzzzz.........  No, in all seriousness, seeing that sport, it is pretty damned tough and I certainly couldn't do half of what even the 10 year olds at those comps do.  I mean, I can't even skate backwards!!!

So with a late entrance due to weather and traffic upon returning from a week in exile writing a textbook in Glenmaggie, the mayor was greeted by the shrieks of one S. Haughey of, "Hurry up, I need a photo!"  No time for makeup (yet to be applied due to poor light in the car), a quick snap and literally 5 minutes and both S. Haughey and aforementioned skater were out the door!

It is at this point L. Read and B. Goodall (despite only one of the two still being in the running) cried in protest, "THAT'S NOT ATTENDANCE!"

As mayor of dinner club, I must then refer to the Dinner Club Charter, paragraph four, section 71, sub-section 2a, "Rules of Attendance"...

Participants may prove attendance of dinner club participation - required to remain in the running for the 100% attendance prize to be awarded at the final dinner club of 2011 - in only one of the following ways:

1) Receive and maintain possession of official dinner club name tag (food stains and all)
2) Be a part of a group or singular photo at the dinner club time and location (with the mayor is preferred)
3) Receive special consideration for international travel plans (the mayor is a sucker for overseas holidays)
4) Bribery (yet to be resorted to by any participant, much to the mayor's disappointment)

According to the above charter, I bring forth as mayor, the following evidence...

Nowhere does it say in the charter attendance must be long-lived or classy.  Note that S. Haughey even managed to "eat" (if one counts chewing a hunk of complimentary bread as eating).

Note that nowhere in the charter does it say that one must actually EAT at dinner club.  A major oversight on the mayor's behalf but one that has now allowed one of the most enthusiastic and dedicated members to remain....IN THE RUNNING!!!

So with the skaters departed, it was onto ordering.  Instead of wine, Mythos lager flowed as all within the group chose their most preferred banquet.  Always daunting for the vegetarian, V. Dennis, it was surprising to see a vegetarian banquet amongst cuisine most famous for being 'meat-centric'.  It wasn't until the menu was inspected more closely that it was discovered the vegetarian banquet featured more than a few of these guys...

Yep, that's a seafood platter in the vegetarian banquet.  V. Dennis looks impressed!

In true "Greek Wedding" style, to quote Aunt Voula...
"What do you mean he don't eat meat?!?!"
"That's ok, I make lamb."

Note to the Greeks, seafood.... IS MEAT!!!

With course after course arriving, all participants started to loosen the belts, undo the top button and regret the lack of toothpaste and breath mints in the handbag (boy, do those Greeks love garlic!  I'm pretty sure all participants stank for days!).  It was only when all thought the courses were over, those with the full banquet realised, there was two to go!!!  Amazing food - gyros, salads, dips, bread, saganaki, spanakopita (cheese and spinach in filo pastry), sweets and fruit platters all littered the table at the end of the night.

 Spanakopita.  Just like your long-lost Greek grandma used to make!!!

The meal is complete with a little Greek salad (extra garlic!) 

All the while, the ambience at Niko's was completed with a sampling of traditional bouzouki (form of Greek lute/guitar) music, some masculine Greek dancing and, of course, the good old fashioned plate smashing.

As always, a fantastic night out and a massive thank you to all participants.  Special thanks to the participants for their dedication given the horrible weather and pre-Grand Final timeslot!

Group photo #1 - minus the mayor and M. Read (late due to public transport delays and possible extended grooming using hair styling products)

Group photo #2 - proof of attendance for M. Read and the mayor!

As usual, an update as to those still in the running for the 100% attendance prize.  With just three dinner clubs to go, the field is still strong:

1) S. Haughey
2) K. Williams
3) J. Coleman
4) L. Read - probably the most vocal about trying to sabotage other contestants
5) V. Dennis (absence October, November, December due to overseas commitments - apologies already lodged with the mayor.  In the case of a tie between this participant and another, the latter will be awarded the prize by default).

With that, I leave you with a sampling of Niko's Tavern...

The mayor and J. Coleman reliving many a night on an Athens balcony heckling prostitutes over a beer chilled by the freezing December weather.  Good times.

L. Read doing his best 'head of the table' impersonation.

B. Goodall and German dinner club first timer C. Mutter - not the only first time of the evening I'm sure!

The universally Greek symbol for "Yes", "Whatever" or "I don't care" as J. Coleman and I learnt during our time in the land of Zorba.

Course #3 and even the eating machine J. Coleman is struggling!  Those Greeks know how to eat!

Next month sees us switch continents again with probably the most adventurous dinner club yet as we head to the hot and dusty land of Ethiopia!  Hope to see you all there!!! 

Friday, October 14, 2011

It may not seem like I love my job...until you read this.

So the last post was a glimpse into what most teachers feel by the end of term - exhaustion.  Lack of sleep and a massive term filled with general business and the loss of a very important part of my life in Eric meant I was a mess physically and emotionally.

I'll admit it now, I was not loving my job.  In fact, it was the opposite.  On more than a couple of occasions, I questioned my career path, my year next year, whether teaching was for me.  It took the last day of term to make me realise I do love my job more than I often realise.  That's because as well as getting to educate and help young people learn about 'stuff' that hopefully they'll one day love like I do, I get to work with some pretty cool people.  I also get to work in a profession where it is perfectly acceptable to go from this period 1-4....

Teacher-mode Eloise

To this periods 5 and 6...

Rockstar-mode Eloise

Indeed, all it took was three and a half minutes of sheer joy whilst wearing a hideous platinum blonde, crimped mullet wig on the last day of term to realise that I DO love my job.  All the crap that goes along with it - the marking on weekends/holidays, unpaid overtime, being a teacher/mother/bodyguard/counsellor/policewoman/jail warden on a daily basis - is made worth it with these moments.

I also got to act as a judge on this day (CHS Battle of the Bands competition - an end of term 3 tradition) - something I was honoured to be asked to do.  All the kids did so well and it was a joy to watch.

Myself with fellow judges P. Frost, Alex (SRC representative) and D. Hirst announcing the winners.

A MASSIVE thank you to those who participated - musicians and back up musicians (the ones with the green blow up guitars) - for getting into the spirit of it, even though I know some of you probably didn't want to!  As I say again, it is rare to find a job where you can combine education and pathways with silliness and passion as you can in teaching.

A BIG congratulations also to J. Rankine for her musical debut as part of the teacher band.  She rocked out (albeit concentrating VERY HARD) as you can see below...

J. Rankine rocking out with fellow PTL G. Menon and music teacher D. Hirst

I hope to get the video footage soon for all of you to have a good giggle at.  In the meantime, here are a few pictures of teacher band finishing up CHS Battle of the Bands 2011 with Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer".  Enjoy.  We did.

At the start of the track.  Can't fake that smile. 

Enjoying the freedom of wireless microphones as my backing musicians rock out!  Go S. Nichol! 

An easy start to verse two - saving it for the key change obviously!!! 

BIG acapella chorus at the end - clap along everyone!!! 

The teacher band (minus D. Hirst and I (still judging acts) and J. Taggart (still working on tech crew). 

 Guitar solo and dance break anyone?

Moments I want more of in my life.  Rocking out with D. Hirst and T. Patralakis loving my job.

Monday, October 10, 2011

End of Term...A Retrospective

Please bear in mind this was written in the last week of a MASSIVE term.  Camps, year 11s, year 12s, big work events, even bigger life events...  With that, enjoy the ranting retrospective of a CHS teacher.


Grrrrrrrr....... This is the emotion that most teachers feel.  BRING ON END OF TERM I SAY!!!

Let's hope the holidays bring more sleep, less work (hahaha, considering I'm writing part of a teacher text, I think this won't happen) and more fun.

May even get back on the goal bandwagon.  There is an opportunity to play in a band for the RSC 21st birthday celebrations.  May even stop eating copius amounts of this Fry's Turkish Delight.  I love the fact it says "60% less fat" on the packet.  Than what..... PURE FAT?!?!

We're nearly there.  Then it's time to relax (unless you are working on a teacher text as I am in the first week), have fun and get some well earned sleep.  Bring on term 4 - a fun term of Melbourne Project, year 12s finishing and planning for the years beyond.  Hooray!

After what has been a very difficult week for many teachers at CHS, I say, keep fighting the good fight.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Turning Nepalese, I Think I'm Turning Nepalese, I Really Think So!!!

Julius Caesar's grand-nephew Augustus defeated Marc Antony and Cleopatra to become emperor of Rome.  In the spirit of that, the Roman senate decided that he should have a month named after him.  Thus, August was born.

Skip forward nearly 2000 years and we are celebrating this with a feast just like the Romans did.  However, this feast was less toga, more sherpa as 14 dinner clubbers trekked to the wilds of Chapel Street, Prahran to experience the delights of Nepal at Gurkha's.

Now then only facts I could tell you about Nepal include the following:

- It is the home of Everest
- The capital is Kathmandu
- Their flag is the only national flag in the world that is not rectangular
- They love their yaks (apparently!)

It was with that breadth of knowledge that I decided to learn a little more and explore this fine looking country.

Fact #3 of only 4.

With one new entrant in the form of R. Salha, dinner club was full of familiar faces.  These faces were soon to be stuffed as all opted for the banquet option (thank God my friends all like food!!!)

Sampled during the evening was some of the following delicious items:

- Nepalese soup
- Momo (dumplings)
- Garlic prawns (well....I gave mine to Jordan!)
- Ginger chicken
- Goat curry
- Aloo rayo (potato and spinach)
- Potato and chick peas
- Nepalese delight
- Masala tea (like chai but less sweet due to no honey additions!)
- Nepal Ice beer ("The coolest beer in Nepal")

Want to see what all that food looks like???

S. Haughey showing us how it is done.  Nepalese style.

Another fabulous night with lots of laughs as always.  K. Williams must get mentioned here for her comment, "I think the food here was my favourite of all the dinner clubs."  Many would agree I think! 

Another MASSIVE highlight (dinner club seems to be the place for this) occurred on the night but that remains top secret to those dinner club attendees until the time when all will be revealed.  All I can say is, a MASSIVE shock (as most people around the table sat stunned for a solid 10 seconds) but so happy for it to occur...  Mysterious hey?! 

A big thank you from the mayor to all 14 attendees for the night.  As mayor, the following rules are reiterated.  In order to remain in the running for the attendance prize (becoming more than just a pipe dream as we speak!), one of the following must occur...

1. Souvenier name tag must be kept and shown as proof of attendance to the mayor.
2. Photographic evidence of attendance must be available.
3. All dinner clubbers overseas at the time of dinner club must submit their apologies well in advance.  Being skyped in to the event is encouraged at this point to maintain face at future dinner club events.

NOTE: Being included in a Facebook check-in is NOT proof of attendance due to potential forgery...

With that, the following people are still in the running...

1. K. Williams
2. J. Coleman
3. L. Read
4. S. Haughey
5. V. Dennis (special consideration granted for Soda Rock due to overseas do-gooding committments)

With that, another successful night ended.  Here are some mementos of another wonderful evening that is one of the most fun ways to achieve goals I think you could ever have.

The Mayor and J. Coleman with big grins due to overeating!!!

Recently returned B. Goodall looking dapper in his cap! 

Can't pose for photo.  Eating.   True K. Williams style!

"Girls, I want a nice photo."  This is what CHS teachers think that means...

S. Haughey, V. Dennis and S. Porrino making up the CHS contingent for the night. 

J. Coleman mid-bite, the mayor and uni Indo buddy C. Ireland with new recruit R. Salha 

 Jetlagged B. Goodall???

Some happy peeps - must be dinner club night! 

The sign of a good meal is a massive stack of dirty, empty plates... :) 

The month that was August.  What a good looking bunch!

Next month sees a return to Europe with the club moving to the land of crumbling infrastructure, fruiterers, everything ending in "opolis" and the humble souvlaki - Greece.  OPA!

Until then,

xox